Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Ahhhh, February 14th. Valentines Day. The day of love... or laughter? If you prefer the second option, then you are on the correct page, as we run through the funniest valentines day quotes we have seen.

So, in no particular order:

Will you be my valentine? That was a rhetorical question - we're married!

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend
up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram. Happy Valentines Day.

Love is in the air! So dont hold your breath!..Happy Valentine's Day

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Valentine’s Day is like being committed to that person for the whole day, while 364 days you have been free.

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

If you're say about being alone on Valentines Day just remember, no onle loves you on the other days of the year either.

I am on a diet so you can buy me diamonds instead of candy this Valentine's Day.

And that's our lot. Got a funny valentines day quote you think we should add to this page? Drop us a comment below.

And if you want to continue with the valentines humour why not visit our post of the best valentines memes 2022, or if it is time to get serious (booo) and get a valentines day gift, head to our main site and shop our collection of valentines day gifts.